I bet, like, two people get the reference in the title of this thing. And to those two people let me say: I feel your pain. My parent's raised me on Hee-Haw as well.
Anyhow, my buddy Pete (a.k.a.

) tagged me with one of those "Eight Special Facts About Yourself" things. I think we all know what I'm talking about there. So....
1. I have an anxiety (some might call it an irrational fear) about bears. I very often have dreams where bears are attacking and eating me and I secretly fear that this is the method my death will manifest itself in. Thank God Stephen Colbert made this kind of paranoia cool.
2. I hate the music of Tool. People are constantly trying to convince me that I should like Tool and their overwrought dense music. Those people are wasting their time.
3. I suck at video games. It's true. When I was growing up my parents refused to buy me an Atari 2600 no matter how much I whined about it. Later they didn't buy me a Nintendo, a Sega, an Intelevision, a Game Boy or anything else of the ilk. As a result I neither understand nor enjoy most video games.
4. I think Frank Miller is a hack. Not that he was always a hack, his Dark Night and Daredevil stuff was cool, but everything since about 1989 has sucked and I get tired of people refusing to admit it. "300" is a turd, people, a big disgusting turd. I might also feel this way about Clive Barker.
5. I used to be a vegetarian. Yeah, for about a year after I took LSD for the first time. During the trip I realized that eating dead things was disgusting. Fortunately, later I realized that I was just stupid high when I thought that and that, in fact, dead animals are delicious.
6. I think I'm done taking drugs. Yeah, I'm going to stick to just getting drunk from now on. Last time I got I high I spent the whole time worrying that my heart was gonna explode from all the fatness pressing in all around it. Once you're over 30, I think the fun factor drops way off.
7. I think kittens are adorable. But then, so does everybody else.
8. I laugh too hard at my own jokes. Really, no shit, I think I'm fucking hilarious.
I opt not to pick any other people, we'll just let these shenanigans die with me.
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HANK WILL BE IN THIS ISSUE!
(don't tell anybody)
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She is the awsomator's awsomator.
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Love your sketches AND the selection of artists.Autobiographicals rock as well, just took a minute to take a look at them and got late to classes as a result ;]
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Oh Golly, You Sure Are One Spiffy Mother Fucker!
Probably I'll get back on the comics wagon next month I'm kinda enjoying taking a break from it for now and experimenting with these recent drawings.
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... Me neither.
Well, I think it would be cool if you reverse the frames of your icon. Then you could have a guy suck up vile puke every 3 seconds. I wrote a comic about that once. To see it, view this link
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Double Background Layouts.Hot Myspace Layouts.Guitar Hero Songs.Smash Bros Brawl Music
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"The poor fool's always enjoyed being shafted while he has his nose up another man's anus."
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"The poor fool's always enjoyed being shafted while he has his nose up another man's anus."
the log lady told me that you like ~twin-peaks !
is that true?
i just wanna say to you that there is a community about ~twin-peaks!
join in!
I'm really sorry if it is not the first time that you listen/read something from us
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