C is for Count Floyd Robotic Companion

Originally designed in 1983 for the Japanese market by a pair of over zealous Ed Grimely fans with advanced robtic degrees, the Count Floyd Robotic Companion was thought lost to history when the only known supply sank aboard a Lithuanian trade ship outside the Caspian Sea. Earlier this year, however, a cache was discovered stored in a rusty old locker in Pittsburgh and this bloodthirsty wonder is available to the public once more!